Wednesday, March 24, 2010

IMAGINE IT WERE 'YOU'


In my next life, I want to live backwards......An SMS from my friend......IMAGINE......
You start out dead and get that out of the way...

Then you wake up in old people's home, feeling better everyday.


You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch, and a party on your first day.


You work for 40 years untill you are young enough to enjoy retirement.


You party, drink alcohol, and generally promiscuous, then...


You are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.


You have no responsibilities, you become a baby untill you are BORN.


And then you spend your last NINE months floating in a luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then VOILA!!!! You finish off as an orgasm!!!

YOU REST YOUR CASE!
- Woody Allen :-)

Keep Smiling :-)

7 comments:

Naimesh said...

Btw....these are the lines from Woody Allen :)

shoOOonya said...

Aaah !! If only Life could be like that !!

A curious and very interesting case of Benjamin Button :P

Jigyasa said...

@ Naimesh

For me it was your SmS, but now I would like to Thank Mr.Woody Allen for adding sweetness to the otherwise difficult life...and thanQ too.

Jigyasa said...

@ ShoOOonya

If only!

Need I say more....

Jack said...

Jigyasa,

Trust Woody Allen to come out with such original thoughts.

Take care

♫♪♥W!nK♥♪♫ said...

Wow! This is interesting. Could imagine the whole thing :)
Loved it!

depali said...

great piece!