In my next life, I want to live backwards......An SMS from my friend......IMAGINE......
You start out dead and get that out of the way...
Then you wake up in old people's home, feeling better everyday.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch, and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years untill you are young enough to enjoy retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and generally promiscuous, then...
You are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby untill you are BORN.
And then you spend your last NINE months floating in a luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then VOILA!!!! You finish off as an orgasm!!!
YOU REST YOUR CASE!- Woody Allen :-)
Keep Smiling :-)